wanker

[ UK /wˈænkɐ/ ]
[ US /ˈwɑŋkɝ/ ]
NOUN
  1. terms of abuse for a masturbator
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How To Use wanker In A Sentence

  • Wanker” is a slang term for someone who is a chronic masturbator. Cheeseburger Gothic » Sweet jeebus, lookit this mess!
  • Common wisdom, over the past seven years, has been that consumers would spend money to tumesce just two things on the internet – their wallet and their wanker. Hey Murdoch, Take a lesson from the Smut Kings - Jim Louderback - MediaBizBloggers
  • In most offices, staff have to be excessively polite on the phone, so it can sometimes be nice, after a particularly trying conversation, to be able to put the receiver down and mutter "wanker".
  • Oh and I dug a photo of him out on a Segway, which is a device that makes anyone look like a wanker. Tom Watson, champagne swilling New Labour scumfuck.
  • I bet when he stood by his advance base on Newfoundland, Leif Eriksson would've been surprised to hear his base would fail and his dad's colony on Greenland would eventually die out, that the "new world" would have to be rediscovered in 500 years by explorers from a successor state on the territory of what he knew as the Caliphate of al-Andalus, or 500 years after that the entire world would be dominated by a breakaway colony set up by people from a wretched little country currently being ruled by a wanker named Ethelred. Changing Course - AGAIN? - NASA Watch
  • I warned my friends that I was going to write a kind of wankerish post on this, so here goes. Piracy Supports Terrorism | ATTACKERMAN
  • I can but assume that the gutless, snivelling, bottler, the craven coward, the spineless wanker, the same spineless cunny who appointed the wanker Andy Finlay and squillions like him and who holds the office of PM hid under his desk until the nasty man had gone away. Archive 2008-06-01
  • It pisses me off to be knocked to the side of the road by wankers speeding by with their bikes on the cartop only to catch them at a trailhead. The Irrelevancy of Time: Bicycle Products Don't Spoil
  • A typical puritanic wanker of the new political elite, living in a fantasy world of their own making, concerned with their own pet causes that have no relevance to the lives of ordinary people. Crass stupidity.
  • The Fragile's most elegant zeniths - "La Mer" and "Just Like You Imagined" - the songs scrape and lull, spanning toothy pop (Track 16); droning interludes (2); Eighties homages (24); the wankerish, disposable digital noise from the remix albums (7); and mostly, cinematic scenes that turn your earbuds into a personal transport system to charred landscapes beneath a gray sky. Miami New Times | Complete Issue
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