How To Use Hard-on In A Sentence

With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon and a hard-on. Brush of Darkness
Besides, her voice had an ever-so-slight Southern lilt, harsh twangs polished smooth; it was the kind of accent that can make even a word like hard-on sound harmless and sweet as a mint julep drunk from a porch swing. The Queen of Everything
Morgan is just an ordinary fuckwit with a hard-on for making the lives of public servants harder. Matthew Yglesias » US vs Zimbabwe
Steve-O, of Jackass fame, has a huge nerdy hard-on for the Hackey Sack. Steve-O Saved By Hackey Sack
Peering over the rim of his paunch, he could see a hard-on.

I get a hard-on just thinking about the profits made from insider-trading on THAT real estate deal. Matthew Yglesias » Endgame
God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! Happy Birthday Sesame Street! » E-Mail
But what caught my eye is the hard-on that David Brooks and Mike Gerson have for the Bush Global AIDS Coordinator (Mark Dybul) who was recently let go. Balloon Juice » 2009 » January
This tissue plays a minor role in erections, since a hard-on is due mostly to the two sandwiched strips of corpora cavernosa, which comprise the bulk of the shaft.
Why do the people on the Left have such a hard-on for a bullet train out west? Coyote Blog » Blog Archive » Light Rail Killing Another Transit System
The sooner the American public loses its hard-on for the military the better. Matthew Yglesias » McCain’s DADT Flop