Groucho

How To Use Groucho In A Sentence

• I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx 
• I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. Groucho Marx 
• This study is about the 'Temporal Dynamics of Smiling' and I also came across one titled 'Spontaneous vs. posed facial behavior: automatic analysis of brow actions' (think Groucho Marx).
• I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx 
• A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. Groucho Marx 
• The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho Marx 
• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marx 
• No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx 
• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx 
• I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx