How To Use Farting In A Sentence
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Many of you may remember the first time your innate female air of innocence got you off the hook - for me it was farting in church.
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I've been farting around with firewalls, spyware and updating my anti-virus software this week, which in addition to some ISP hassles has kept me away from blogging.
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Every now and again they realize that they're not so different after all and there is a moment of pathos, broken by Ian Save farting, burping or doing something else crude.
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That goes for the fat guy next to me who is taking up three seats and won't stop farting.
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That is, until Rebecca started farting like a broken car.
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Lastly, the largest contributor of greenhouse gasses is methane or more directly caused by the farting of cows.
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Don't mind me, just farting about with the template.
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Disciplinary sanctions cover everything from fighting to farting.
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And while he was at it, he installed the MT upgrade for me too - something I'd been farting around about for a couple of weeks now.
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My publishers are farting around at the moment but they will bring it out in a kind of lavishly tooled arty-farty volume.
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Start to watch one of those programmes where non-celebrities, normal people, fall over, get wet or film their children farting in the bath.
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I know it's like farting in church but it's still worth saying out loud that the postal workers have won a tremendous victory.
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I don't think giving it a holiday means farting around with HTML on my template.
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I accept these conventions, then, because I have no great desire to see the Mitchell brothers flossing or farting, and I'm happy that the scriptwriters should indulge this prejudice.
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I stayed up way too late just farting around on my computer, had some really weird dreams this morning, and now here I am.
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Christmas morning will be spent playing cards as a family in the middle of a mass of wrapping paper and farting around with the ‘fun’ gifts.
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As soon as I feel a bit less wobbly, I'm going to take my digital camera and head into the city for a day of celebratory farting around.
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I have lost count of the lunching conversations I've missed because of wailing sirens, farting trucks and the dulcet thrub of pneumatic drill tucking into tarmac.
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Apparently, I was farting in my sleep this morning and it woke you up.
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He's been shown farting loudly and annoying all the girls.
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Well, except for Sean Preston and Jayden James, who had to put up with a slightly crazed woman babbling at them in a made-up language and farting like a spluttery clown-car engine all the time, but for everyone else it was all tickety-boo.
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You're the one who wanted to go out and said they were ready and now you're farting about with makeup when it's dark outside anyway!
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Either way, the guilelessness that once had to be willed is now reflexive; and the self-styled literary reader laughs out loud at a farting dog.
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An uneven potpourri of singing and farting soon joined them.
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Amid much ritual and farting about, the doc and the daft ravers pronounced rock dead.
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Yep … my hero a man who hangs over head in chaps farting on everyone!
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I'm sure a real DJ could whip up a better version of this abomination fairly easily, but I was just farting around in audio software and figured I might as well upload it.
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Sorry, I've been farting around with JavaScript for hours and I'm not in the mood to post more.
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Then at the restaurant one has to mind one's manners, no slurping, grunting, farting or burping.
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By most people's standards Marilyn Monroe was fairly uninhibited; bathing infrequently, and belching and farting with carefree abandon.
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Someone once told me that, subliminally at least, everything men do, or dream of doing, from climbing mountains to making millions, even to pulling their fingers and comedy farting, is to impress women.
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Anyhow, this post is all about farting, so if you have problems with that and are a bit prudish, then probably you might not want to read any further.
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For the past couple of hours our terrier, Brough, has been stretched out in the footwell silently farting.
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Naturally, my mum was disgusted (being that mums for some reason are exempt from farting and the like).
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He wasn't above belching and farting during family feasts.
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3 The medical term for joint popping is "crepitation," which also is a term for farting.
Oh, snap! Crackle and pop
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The Chinese can take this, Finch muses, because they are more nonchalant about bodily functions, such as burping, farting or even going to the bathroom - an act performed squatting sans doors in some places in China.
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Out of the 25,000 apps up there, if I recall, less than 1% are making recurring revenue and predictability is low (whoever thought farting is a good idea to make money).
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Whilst we, their former colonial oppressors, are still farting around with bits of paper, pencils and tin boxes - they've just got on with it and held their first totally electronic national election.
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This repulsive figure is eternally farting; his stinking bowels suffering from his apparently endless consumption of discount horseflesh and champagne.
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I’ll bet you could hold stock in Kleenex for the amount of boxes you go through each time you hear his voice babble on about farting.
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Basically, they spend their days farting, chewing grass and staring at passing cars with expressions of vague bewilderment.
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As it was big enough for only two people, he enjoyed trapping someone in it with him and farting in sharp trumpet blats as he ascended three floors.
Beard
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Most of these were taken when I was farting around with the camera in the bus, taking photos out the window.
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Research showing that herrings apparently communicate by farting.
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But, then, he can't do it without farting too, so we'll not talk about him.
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Including the famous whinny, snort, farting and clip-clop.
Quick crossword No 12,710
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Ye same did rede a portion of his "Venus and Adonis," to their prodigious admiration, whereas I, being sleepy and fatigued withal, did deme it but paltry stuff, and was the more discomforted in that ye blody bucanier had got his wind again, and did turn his mind to farting with such villain zeal that presently I was like to choke once more.
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Sorry to whinge on like this old lionheart, but hey, it was you that brought up the subject of those stupid old drones in their wigs, silently farting their lives away as they they issue out their decrees and judgements.
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I've been informed that one of the major contributors to the greenhouse effect is the methane produced from cows farting.
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The theory is it takes a smaller area of agricultural land to feed a vegetarian than a meat eater, because the cow sits bovinely chewing grass and farting when you could plant suedes, turnip and other unappetising but highly nutritious vegetables.
On Thursday, the Legg report will be published along with...
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Everyone was farting (with nerves I expect) and if someone had lit a match in our carriage it would have blown sky high.
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Instead, we have had the usual farting around, and now here we are with 1,000 people staring into the abyss.
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Then at the restaurant one has to mind one's manners, no slurping, grunting, farting or burping.
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Stop farting around and behave yourself!
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The sun has been shining, my neighbour has been in his garden farting and Poppy, my most excellent beagle has been digging up the vegetable patch.
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I'd much rather make a film where women are doing something interesting rather than sitting around, looking pretty and farting around in tight skirts.
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Asif was farting around like he'd never been in a storm before.
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I really, at this point, want to stop talking about farting.
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How am I supposed to waste time farting around when people keep killing each other.
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That's worse than farting in an elevator and blaming the blind kid.
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Elswhere, Monsieur le docteur is gaining more attention for the things he's advising people to do for their health, namely farting, burpring, and giving up deodorants.
On a no-need to know basis
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Well, except for Sean Preston and Jayden James, who had to put up with a slightly crazed woman babbling at them in a made-up language and farting like a spluttery clown-car engine all the time, but for everyone else it was all tickety-boo.
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