How To Use Bonk In A Sentence

She took a lot of tweed and heavy suiting, an ankle-length dress and platform shoes - quite the bonkers stuff.
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That was built at about the time William the Conqueror was bonking Anglo-Saxons on the head.
Pierre sat bold upright so quickly that he bonked his head on the floor of the overturned boat.
Described by some reviews as a bonkbuster, it's a light-hearted expose of the funeral industry set in Birmingham.

This one reminded me of Louise Bagshawe or one of the other British bonkbuster authors - quite European though it's set in LA and New York as well as France and revenge-oriented rather than Phillips' usual football-player types being thrust into situations with quirky heroines. Archive 2009-04-01
Radek Bonk (Nashville): Although not much of a scorer, he could be a cheap acquisition as a hedge against injury. Count on the Leafs being popular as trade deadline nears
Since Lochhead was appointed makar "it's been bonkers", she tells me. Poetry: a beautiful renaissance
I am naturally, ...err , flattered that you refer to me as 'estimable', but am surprised that the only answer to the perfectly justified observation I made that it is 'bonkers' to assert that there have been 'deliberate moves' to break up the normal family as an aside, whatever that is is to make this comment: [those days] under the microscope
Of course, this is but a soupcon of the bonkersauce, compared to the tureen of same that Tancredo has amassed in his political lifetime. Tom Tancredo's Greatest Hits (VIDEO)
And if you bonk on though ascents like these, the efforts taking your toll on your legs may well lessen your downhilling abilities too.
If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again.
When I started the training, if I pushed myself above, say, 188 beats per minute, I would bonk.
That was translated into ‘We bonked all night in the back of the Volvo.’
He's a modern artist of the old school: utterly fearless, profoundly confusing and completely bonkers.
These texts, written in the style of 1980s bonkbuster novels but with the content of newsy autobiography, could change the face of publishing. Bonk-bios, the perfect beach books
That's the impression I got when I first started exploring the subject, about 15 years ago, and even my closest friends and simpatico colleagues thought I was bonkers to write a whole book about them.
His book is far from perfect - details of conversations as if taken from transcripts which can't possibly be accurate, and the breathless style of a bonkbuster novel.
This year I threw time away in the Pyrenees when I bonked.
Everything we've learned in the past few years has given us a bonk on the head in terms of speaking directly to individual people.
The World Health Organization estimates that for every minute that passes, 83,000 couples round the world are bonking.
He stood, making sure that he wouldn't bonk his head on the ceiling.
He's the fellow who does our Face-Off features and compiles bonkers articles about individual BioShock frames, incidentally, and to whom words such as "quincunx" mean something. Eurogamer
As the miles rack up the body starts to feel fatigued, the mind starts to not be quite as sharp, but I wasn't feeling the bonk and could have gone on for more.
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Unashamedly promiscuous, Slater's ambition dictates that a quick bonk can often be indispensable to an upwardly mobile career.
That they were not merely wasting their time, but were in fact bonkers, is now something we accept as a sine qua non of the market economy and is the direct legacy of Margaret Thatcher’s brutal lessons of the 1980s (one of her outstanding and, one hopes, everlasting, achievements) which threw all such notions of State control out of the window. Labour's Daemons Return?
I went a bit bonkers when he told me the news.
He bonked over the next ascent, losing more than a minute, and the overall leader's mantle, to The Falcon.
She had only walked a few steps, when in the next second, she was flying in the air before her forehead bonked into the whiteboard painfully.
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If it didn't, the user is going to feel helpless and out of control, the same way I felt when the wheels of the dough bathtub didn't turn the way I pushed them, and I bumped into a wall. Bonk.
In a flash, he was clonking and bonking away at the keys.
The book inadvertently raises the issue of whether writers play a useful role in political commentary when their expertise really lies in bonkbusters or whodunits.
Here in Massachusetts it used to be you'd be up on charges and maybe find yourself in the stocks if you weren't in your assigned pew on Sunday. of course they'd bonk you on the head if you fell asleep during the sermon (with a special knobbed clonker!) and fine you if you didn't bring a loaded musket! Are we a Christian Nation?
And when you bonk, they're still on the job, drawing on other energy systems to keep you going.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours… that is, I'll tell you which star I'd like to sleep with if you'll tell me who you'd like to bonk.
She wasn't interested in having a quick bonk.
Unfortunately the script gods have decreed that our enigmatic hero has to have someone to bonk.
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And yet he runs off stage in tears when he gets a little bonk from a Volvic bottle?
That director must've had a bonk on the head or no brain at all.
Speaking for myself, I think Lynne must be perfectly bonkers.
The result is not exactly St Vincent: Unplugged - there is a bonkers clavinet solo on Northern Lights and growling electronics on Chloe in the Afternoon. Evening Standard - Home
My workouts were going more smoothly, and there was never an instance when I was in the middle of a run and all of a sudden felt the bonking effect.
But she will bonk just about anybody on the crew.
Look at the great social reformers of the victorian times and subsequently -- right up until the 1960s when the whole downslide into mass "higher education" in bonkers areas began. Speaking of interviews ...
Pace lines formed and dissolved as we each tried to find the right pace to make it 26 miles without bonking.
There's simply no way a fire fell off a shelf and bonked an entire family in the head all at once.
The bonk will only hit you once and then you will never let it happen again.
'I bonked the prince, says sexy Sarah' declared the newspaper headline.
As those 7 little dwarfs (man, my spell-checker is going bonkers over "dwarfs") would say, it's off to work I go. I READ BANNED BOOKS!
He then spotted me, and he gave me a bonk on the forehead with the heel of his hand,
Thus where other readers of my imaginings would be able to pinpoint the genesis of their love of Dries Van Noten or Armani, and speak movingly of their Granny's old ponyskin coat, I could only describe my 'Current Favourite Outfit' as River Island meets New Look meets slightly bonkers jewellery, set off by diamond patterned tights from Sainsburys. WalesOnline - Home
The idea of a Slang dictionary is in many ways counterintuitive - or, one might say, a bit bonkers. TIME.com: Top Stories
Predictably, Twitter has gone bonkers, with the term bigotgate swiftly making an appearance. BBC News | Technology | World Edition
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He waves his arm across his merchandise, The Price is Right style, but accidentally knocks most of the sunglasses onto the floor, where they connect with a plasticky bonk.
The response of the Zionists was to go absolutely bonkers.
The pebble went sailing in the air before bonking him on the head.
What does Lord Bonkers make of the selection of all those foreign johnnies? Nick Clegg's Private Passions
I'm not honestly sure that I'd go as far as to call it a bonkbuster, but I can understand that the book isn't for everyone. Gladiatrix, by Russell Whitfield. Book review.
This right of a married person to bonk on demand could take priority over other duties and was such serious business that, until a decretal from Pope Innocent III (1198-216), a man needed his wife's permission to go on a Crusade because without him home she might be led to commit adultery. Jane Minogue: The Ever-Changing Definition of Marriage
I nearly went bonkers with frustration.
It'll be a real hoot to see the neighbors gawking, gasping and going completely bonkers over your capricious little caper.
If I ever meet JJ in person, Ill be sure to give him a good bonk on the nose.
Every year, walkers are pulled off the course for dehydration and the effects of bonking.
Do people really get amnesia from a bonk on the head?
So it was surprising to hear the Sky News presenter had taken critical brickbats about her debut bonkbuster, First Ladies, to heart. Media Monkey's Diary
Bonk computer must be in a primitive and exotic game scene with the first block in front of him break all the obstacles, drooling from the evil hands of the king rescued the princess.
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The interviews with taxidermists were horrifying, astonishing, strangely touching and stark, staring bonkers.
Speaking on Last Call with Carson Daly, Piper explained the terms "bonk" and All - Digital Spy - Entertainment and Media News
First my printer went bonkers, and then my cable modem went on the fritz.
Your body stores and releases glycogen from the liver during these active times, but it only has so much ... so when cycling for example, people will 'bonk' or 'hit the wall', where they just run out of juice, so to speak. Discussion Forum - TuDiabetes - A Community for People Touched by Diabetes
If you use a FFT application (measures resonances) and so much as "bonk" on a mandolin, anywhere on the mandolin, the FFT will detect all the resonances in the mandolin; top, back, air, body, all of them from one "bonk". Mandolin Cafe News
A self-absorbed advertising type, gives up his Christmas airplane seat to a family man so he can stay behind for a bonk.
Well, the outrageous Julie has always been bonkers, hasn't she.
He changed position to free up one of his hands, and then he used the hand to bonk his enemy's head.
Given the way things have gone so far during this awards season I think it's a fair bet to say that everybody and their pet budgerigar will be ticking the box next to Mo'Nique's grammatically-bonkers name. Supporting Actress Blogathon: Mo'Nique as "Mary Jones" in Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Well, provided you haven't gone completely bonkers and been committed, that may well be true.
But she will bonk just about anybody on the crew.
I usually don't listen until the situation foretold to me comes right up and bonks me on the nose.
Even now, mixed raced children either embrace a black identity or go bonkers trying to fit into a white society that won't accept them as one of their own.
Gee whiz that must have been a stonker of a grump - to maintain that level of rage in order to dismantle a house ... didn't he stop for one minute and think "hey - this is bonkers"? crikey. The Wisdom of Solomon...ish
Cross 13 miles of perilous prehistoric terrain , smashing the classic foes you've come to love and hate with Bonk 's indestructible cranium .
I bonked my head on the doorway.
The Sutlej, which is flowing at 87,000 cusecs at Bonkar Dogran village on Wednesday.
Then he starts to talk about freeriding, half pipes and barrel bonks and I'm completely lost.
Anyway, we dropped a tab and the room turned even more bonkers than before, ending up with my then-boyfriend deciding to play his Magic Roundabout record at 5am.
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I gave up about halfway through Gladiatrix: it was too much of a bonkbuster for blokes to appeal to me. Gladiatrix, by Russell Whitfield. Book review.
Ferrari puts the 0-to-62-mph acceleration at 3.7 seconds and the top speed at 207 mph, which makes this car, on paper at least, the fastest four-seater in the world and second-fastest Ferrari GT after the track-bonkers 599 GTO. The Coolest Ferrari Ever—Drive Carefully
Ken Robinson, a former Army Special Forces officer, recalled meeting Mr. Bonk during a patrol against Iranian gunboats that were attacking Western shipping in the Persian Gulf in 1987 and 1988. Obituary: Ben Bonk, 56, CIA official helped stem Libya's development of destructive weapons
Whenever an actor is asked to slip into a toga he sees it as an excuse to go all swivel-eyed and bonkers.
Napoleon made his exit with the slam of a door and a shower of toy soldiers, one of which hit Talleyrand in the head with an audible bonk.
When Evan tries to mount his trusty steed, he bonks his superhero-sized chin on the saddle.
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I am but a mild mannered serial monogamist, so we are coming at this whole thing from different angles, and its driving us both bonkers.
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If your neighbour's dogs barking is driving you bonkers, use a video camera to tape the mutt howling.
To my delight she shot me a look that said she thought I'd gone bonkers.
She most likely thought I was stark raving bonkers as I told the tale of my worries about leaving the gas on.
He is a character from political melodrama, a figure from one of those dreadful political bonkbusters.
At the Stockbroking firm where I worked, many years ago, a Senior Secretary got absolutely "ratted" at the Xmas party and was unceremoniously de-knickered and, dare I say it, "bonked" on the Senior Partner ` s magnificent, leather topped mahogony desk. The Ghost Of Christmas Past (2004 in fact)
But that does not mean the bike sheds are crawling with nubile adolescents bonking like bunnies, or that those highly sexually experienced teenagers are typical.
So I'm sitting in traffic here on Martha's Vineyard, trying to get downtown to buy those turquoise-colored poison pellets to kill the mice that drop their tiny doo-doos all over my kitchen counters, and it hits me, bonk!, like the apple on Mr. Isaac Newton: The Obamas can have my house! Jenny Allen: Take My House, Please
As a student nurse, men are fascinated by my uniform but in reality it's not all that sexy, so I got a better version from Ann Summers with which to drive my boyfriend bonkers .
Keagan nodded vigorously, accidentally bonking his forehead on the other's collarbone.
Bonk-bash-bonk he goes, like some demented axeman, and nothing will stop him.
While Stand offers a number of additional abilities to Safari, it is the fact that I can use Stand to force Safari to open all links in new tabs instead of new windows that allows me to use Safari without going bonkers from the profusion of windows that would occur otherwise. My Favorite Things: Mac Attack | Living the Liminal
Revolutionary soldiers were either given a stick to bite or a bonk on the head so that they'd pass out.
And I've just finished a bonkbuster- that's what in England we call a big beach read of a book with lots of sex, shopping and intrigue – it's called DIVAS and it comes out in the UK in August under the name Rebecca Chance. Interview with Lauren Henderson
On the first landing she attempts to stand, but one leg is an unhelpful position, and she bonks her head on the landing.
When I suggest he could subsidise lower ticket prices by putting on fewer concerts he looks at me as though I am bonkers.
This additional carbohydrate fuel will prolong the time to the bonk.
A seven-mile loop on such terrain may take as long as two hours and always leaves one bruised, bloodied, and bonked.
I usually bring a wee bit of honey with me on rides in case I bonk.
Starting now, we're riding more, eating less and maxed out on energy bars - a combo that leaves us primed for some pretty bad bonks.
It also means that you need to keep the carbohydrates coming in throughout the race as the bonk will occur sooner than at sea level.
Sorry but you would have to be completely bonkers to consider this method of control as humane!
Radek Bonk tied it for the Senators in the opening minutes of the third period, and Ottawa pressed hard for the go-ahead goal that suddenly ended up in their own net.
One paper heralded the film as “Vivaldi, the sex-obsessed rock star”, giving some idea of the tone of this likely bonkbuster. Vivaldi
According to the 2008 book Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex by Mary Roach, Marie first consulted Sigmund Freud for treatment of what she described as her frigidity, which was later described as a failure to have orgasms during missionary position intercourse. May « 2008 « Jahsonic
Her latest bonkbuster, Chasing Men, details the life of a 50-something woman out to rediscover her sexuality after the end of a long marriage.
Rosenthal – creator of TV series London's Burning and co-author, with Barbra Streisand, of the film Yentl – includes among his dramatis personae a bonkers lyricist, an arrogant director, a bad-tempered composer and a bombastic producer. This week's new theatre
And, brilliantly insightful or bonkers, they'll still be worth hearing.
Once, during tech week for My One and Only, when Garrett's lighting guy missed a cue for the fourth time in a row, A. J. went bonkers. LEO: STAGE FRIGHT
However, every bonk on the head comes in crystal clear, and for this reviewer that's all that matters.
It comes as a shock to find oneself joining the ‘Dear Sir, are we all going bonkers?’
The man must be bonkers to take such a risk.
Instead, they supported a Labour amendment to stop the line at Haymarket - a move described as "bonkers" by the chief executive of Edinburgh Chamber of Commerce. BBC News - Home
Liz stood on her toes just to bonk him in the head.
Where I have been playing and chatting "bonk" is a short term for an automated emote from the game, saying something like: "Urk hits you over the head. Thinking with my fingers
Rocking Carol, once given a bonkers electronic treatment by New Order, is warmly rendered with horns and euphonium. Kate Rusby: While Mortals Sleep – review
Then he starts to talk about freeriding, half pipes and barrel bonks and I'm completely lost.
While, for an immersive sim, the hollow "bonk" noise engendered by hitting a rival is noticeably unrealistic. Gran Turismo 5 – review
You mean a bonk with a Brit backpacker or a dalliance in Christchurch last year and you can't give blood? Survivor guilt
The new routine never leaves him feeling bonked, but that's not best part.
The next thing Ayaki heard was a small bonk and an ‘ouch’ afterwards.
Her debut novel was an awful bonkbuster detailing the adventures of a hot young hackette who sleeps her way to the top.
It's all wildly, unclassifiably bonkers – postmodern music hall or performance art in a house of mirrors or a tower of Babel. Jonathan Burrows and Matteo Fargion - review
Last year I went back to Kynance with my beloved fiancée, and we thanked my guardian angel by having a delightful bonk on a cliff.
Your husband must be loaded (as well as bonkers) in order to be able to afford to stable four pianos, two pump organs, one harpsichord and a clavichord.
The echoing bonks as they bounced down the concrete stairs was satisfyingly loud.
But don't get stressed out and go bonkers in the middle of Boots.
Totally, I think it's affecting everyone, whether it's Instant news from loads of perspectives, paying your bills or mail order brides, it's bonkers!
A skinny man, who bonked early and often, crumples onto his back, eyes glazed over in a thousand-yard stare.
He got bonked on the head.
Not, you might argue, much of a distinction, since celebrity diets are by definition bonkers. Telegraph.co.uk - Telegraph online, Daily Telegraph and Sunday Telegraph
No, I wuz cownting deh hailstonez bonking on dhe roof…. but deh storm am gone now. You’ll wish you had thought of this - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
Only one of us was bonkers in this particular episode.
No less than 3 people stopped by my car to see what the kerfuffle was all about and I had to explain to them that I was not, in fact, totally bonkers, but that I had a bee in my car and he wasn't getting out.
You do feel that within every 800 page bonkbuster - sorry, novel - there is a classy 200 pager struggling to get out.
Ach, Bonker, marriage is blessed and it is happy, and it is everyzing that my heart desires; only I jost sometimes vish it vas not qvite -- qvite so uninterruptable! Count Bunker: being a bald yet veracious chronicle containing some further particulars of two gentlemen whose previous careers were touched upon in a tome entitled the Lunatic at Large
And sometimes, the bonks can be even more serious.
'I bonked the prince, says sexy Sarah' declared the newspaper headline.
Josh -- My mother's even more bonkers about cats than Gary and I are, if that's possible the household she shares with my sister and brother-in-law has six cats, so our three get quite enough grandparental attention! Feline Real Estate
She has also been a journalist, bonkbuster novelist, PR and trades union executive.
I think he's absolutely stark raving bonkers!
'I bonked the prince, says sexy Sarah' declared the newspaper headline.
Villagers of Nurpur Bet, Bagge Kalam, Bagge Khurd and Bonkar Shole said they could not sleep last night after they heard that water was being released from the Ropar headworks.
Previous novels - we shan't call them bonkbusters, she hates that - have been set around showjumping, classical music and competitive polo.
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More important, if you bonk on the run or have bike problems, it is much safer to have the wind at your back for the return trip.
I was brought up watching the painful grimaces of bonking cyclists attempting the inane.
If an actor looks like a wimp, it's not going to be believable for him to slam down the other character, but a bonk to the eyes might work instead.
Good god, he really has gone stark raving bonkers, hasn't he?
Admittedly backstrokers have comedy value when they misjudge the length of the pool and bonk their head on the end. Times, Sunday Times
Don't lower yourself too quickly, or you'll bonk your head on the ground.
She wasn't interested in having a quick bonk.
Little do we know that at the top of the mountain he has bonked and is lying in the first-aid station, his body limp and shivering.
Women have traditionally bought and read more books than men and the mass market offered gold-spined bonkbusters, historical romances or Aga sagas.
I'm not at all surprised by this story, for Manhattan life can be very hectic, very stressful, and, frankly, very bonkers.
If I bonk you on the head and take your wallet, I may damage my soul but I do have your money.
Gerosa is now letting a gap open up at the back of the break… could he be bonking?
She steps closer to him, wishing she were two feet taller so she could just bonk her fist onto his obnoxiously rectangular head.
During the fracas, the prince got bonked on his nose.
At least Sex in the City ended with a good bonk, which provided a raucous end to another lacklustre last show.
Yet we are so busy fumbling with boarding cards and bonkbusters that there's barely time to register such information.
Start by dawn and knock off by noon here - and hydrate or bonk.
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Nothing really made me go absolutely bonkers, but nothing was vile rotgut either. TasteCamp
A quick bonk in a lay-by is not my idea of romance.
Maria jumped up so quickly, Dean's head bonked the ground hard as it fell from her lap.
So it's important not to "bonk" - the term used to describe what happens when muscle fuel (glycogen) is depleted and a runner "hits the wall. Denver Post: News: Breaking: Local
Word around my home is that I do not go "bonkers," I go "Bollywood. Archive 2009-04-01
She drinks - there are scenes of her holding a glass of amusing New World Chardonnay to her lips and earnestly tippling - and she picks up men in bars and bonks them to within an inch of their lives.
Ken Robinson, a former Army Special Forces officer, recalled meeting Bonk during a patrol against Iranian gunboats that were attacking Western shipping in the Persian Gulf in 1987 and 1988. Ben Bonk, CIA analyst who dealt with Libya, dies
He bonked me on the head with his newspaper.
‘Naw,’ he replied smiling fondly and bonking her on the head with his book, ‘My mom drove me today.’
It would be bonkers for one council to act alone, but it would make sense if all three million people in Greater Manchester came to the same decision.
The whole idea is just plain bonkers.
Another excellent Orb album that will leave you sufficiently bonkers until his next release.
But by the end of the three months, I could go up to 194 beats a minute and not bonk.
The tiny purr was brought forth and placed in the manger beside the swaddled child and began to snuzzle and bonks the babe and the babe glowed with heavenly light and the angels came forth and began a chorus of jubilation adoration for all was well and right and good in the little shelter under the stars etcetcetc Gold, frankensence, - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?
The alternative, which is of course always possible, is that half the town has gone stark, raving bonkers.
He did as told, and ended up bonking her on the head as she came up.
I have been going absolutely bonkers trying to get a doll which is absolutely-to-my-liking finished.
I mean we can pay prisoners thousands in compo for being made to withdraw from drugs without batting an eyelid but the merest sniff of helping someone decent & the world goes bonkers. Family Misfortunes

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